SIMPLE · HUMAN · PROFITABLE

Marketing so simple, a 7-year-old gets it.

systems so powerful, your business depends on them

Six-page fill-in playbooks that turn the world's most effective marketing psychology into printable PDF worksheets small business owners can finish over a coffee — no jargon, no fluff, no software.

Rich and his 7-year-old daughter Aria, creators of The Marketing Playbooks
Rich
40-year-old marketing expert
Aria
7-year-old Chief Simplicity Officer
WHO WE ARE

If you can't explain it to a 7-year-old, you don't understand it yet.

I'm Rich. For years I built high-level strategies for brands — until my daughter Aria asked what I do for work. When I couldn't explain "customer churn" without a leaky bucket and some stickers, I realised I'd been overcomplicating it for my clients too. Every playbook now follows Aria's logic:

1
Strip away the jargon. If it doesn't make sense in a playroom, it doesn't belong in your boardroom.
2
Focus on the human. People don't buy from "B2B entities". They buy from people.
3
Execute with playfulness. Business is hard enough. Growth should be the fun part.
“Daddy, why do people buy things from people they don't like? That's just silly.” — ARIA, CHIEF SIMPLICITY OFFICER
THE PLAYBOOKS

One problem. Six pages. £9.99.

starts free with No. 1 — collect all six →
NO. 2 · ROI

The Lemonade Stand

Which of your marketing actually makes money — kill, keep, or double.
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NO. 3 · SERVICE

The Echo

Every customer leaves talking about you. Decide what they say.
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NO. 4 · FOCUS

The Magnifying Glass

Find your one bullseye customer and aim everything at it.
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NO. 5 · PERSONA

The Best Friend

Know your customer so well you could buy their birthday present.
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NO. 6 · RETENTION

The Leaky Bucket

Keeping customers makes more money than finding new ones.
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THE BUNDLES

Better together.

The “Human Connection” Bundle

The Best Friend + The Echo — know them, then wow them.
£15
£19.98
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The “Profit & Precision” Bundle

The Lemonade Stand + The Leaky Bucket + The Magnifying Glass — every pound working.
£22
£29.97
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BEST VALUE

The Master Bundle

All five playbooks — the complete “Aria's Logic” marketing system, front to back.
“the whole toy box”
£32
£49.95
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INDUSTRY EDITIONS

Pre-filled for your trade.

Every playbook also comes as an industry edition — the examples, benchmarks and repeat cycles already written in your trade's language. No blanks to translate.

SALON & BEAUTY
COACHING
PHOTOGRAPHY
REAL ESTATE
WELLNESS & SPA
FITNESS & PT
CLEANING
PET BUSINESS
MAKERS
CAFÉ
FROM THE PLAYROOM TO THE BOARDROOM

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QUICK QUESTIONS

Simple answers. Obviously.

What are The Marketing Playbooks?

The Marketing Playbooks are six-page, fill-in PDF marketing worksheets for small business owners, created by marketing expert Rich and his 7-year-old daughter Aria. Each playbook turns one proven marketing principle — like customer retention or targeting — into plain-English exercises you can finish over a coffee, priced at £9.99.

Who are they for?

Small business owners, freelancers and side-hustlers who need marketing that works but don't have a marketing background, a big budget or time for jargon. If you run a salon, café, coaching practice, photography business or any local trade, they're written for you.

What format do they come in?

Every playbook is an instant digital download through our Etsy shop — a six-page PDF you can print and fill in by hand, or type straight into on your computer or tablet. No software or subscriptions needed.

What's different about the industry editions?

The standard playbooks work for any business. The industry editions are the same playbooks pre-filled with examples, benchmarks and repeat cycles already written in your trade's language — from salons and coaching to pet businesses and cafés.

Which playbook should I start with?

Start with Playbook No. 1 — the free Ideal Buyer Blueprint — to see how the playbooks work. After that, most businesses get the fastest win from The Magnifying Glass (finding your bullseye customer) or The Leaky Bucket (keeping the customers you already have). Or grab the Master Bundle — all five paid playbooks (No. 2–6) for £32.